BJey: am I seriouS ?

Geklaut von -Fairy

I'm a/an...

Fav. color!
[_] Red = loud
[_] Green = stupid
[_] None = freaky beast
[x] Orange = gorgeous
[_] Yellow = innocent
[_] Purple = a little too happy
[_] Black = emo
[_] Brown = funny
[_] Gray = skanky
[_] Pink = preppy
[_] Blue = sweaty
[_] White = sexy
[_] Other = hot

What kind of bottom half are you wearing?
[_] Shorts = cutie
[_] Skirt/skort = skank
[_] Corduroy = faggot homosexual
[_] Skinny jeans = scene kid
[_] Ripped jeans = emo
[_] Cammo = cage fighter
[x] Jeans = prep
[_] Cargo = clown
[_] Sweats = athlete
[_] Boxers = brat
[_] Booty shorts = female
[_] Capris = Gangster
[_] Nothing = hoe
[_] Dickies = weirdo
[_] Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[_] Other = sex addict

What is your natural hair color?
[_] Auburn = that every one wants to make out with
[_] Blonde = with a broken heart
[_] Black = with a sexy smile
[_] Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[_] Red = that likes to have fun
[_] Brown = who loves to be different
[x] Dirty blonde= with sexy eyes
[_] Bald = with herpes
[_] Other = with a nice ass

Pick the month you were born on:
[x] 1 = who ate
[_] 2 = who needed
[_] 3 = who killed
[_] 4 = who shot
[_] 5 = who killed
[_] 6 = who smoked with
[_] 7 = who farted on
[_] 8 = who ran shirtless with
[_] 9 = who got stabbed horribly by
[_] 10 = who cuddled with
[_] 11 = who slept with
[_] 12 = who ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on:
[_] 01 = a french fry
[_] 02 = a dog
[_] 03 = a shoe
[_] 04 = a toothbrush
[_] 05 = Santa Claus
[_] 06 = The Trojan man
[_] 07 = Barny the dinosaur
[_] 08 = a prostitute
[_] 09 = a porn star
[_] 10 = a bag of weed
[x] 11 = a lover
[_] 12 = a glass of milk
[_] 13 = a horse
[_] 14 = a lesbian
[_] 15 = Michael Jackson
[_] 16 = a pickle
[_] 17 = a jew
[_] 18 = a condom
[_] 19 = an orange
[_] 20 = a dildo
[_] 21 = a homeless guy
[_] 22 = a whore
[_] 23 = my crush
[_] 24 = an easter egg
[_] 25 = a jar of honey
[_] 26 = a homo
[_] 27 = a bowl of cereal
[_] 28 = the kool-aid man
[_] 29 = a stripper
[_] 30 = Paris Hilton
[_] 31 = YOUR MOM

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing
[_] White = because I love marijuana
[_] Black = because I'm sexy as hell
[_] Pink = because the naked cowboy told me to
[_] Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs
[_] Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous
[_] Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[_] Purple = because I'm gay
[_] Gray = because I got dared
[_] Other = because that's how I roll
[_] Green = because I'm good in bed
[x] Orange = because I smoke crack
[_] Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
[_] Brown = because I had to


Let's see ..