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15 reasons why (not) to date a vet - Oder was die Dating-Website dir nicht verrät Dating, Tiere, Valentinstag, Veterinärmedizin

Autor:  Sydney

Quelle: https://oncekitten.wordpress.com/2013/12/04/15-reasons-why-not-to-date-a-vet-an-eharmony-rebuttal/

Aussagen einer Dating-Website über Tierärzte und die dazugehörigen Richtigstellungen:

 

1. They’re patient. Their furry patients can be stubborn and aggressive.Vets respond to chaos with patience, gentleness and a calming demeanor.


Just don’t expect your date to extend you the same patience when she’s just finished a 14hour shift being lacerated by angry cats and trying to convince her clients that 5+ years of training means she probably knows better than the 16 year old sales clerk in Pets at Home.

 

2. Veterinarians are passionate about their work. They don’t choose the career for its prestige or the money, they do it because they love it.

Translation: You’re paying for dinner (unless you fancy Royal Canin samples of course)

 

3. Veterinarians work hard. They endure countless years of tough schooling, long hours at clinics and unexpected middle-of-the-night calls.


Your date will be likely to cancel at the last minute, perfect if you’re looking for a partner that you don’t have to see that often (which is quite likely given no. 4+5).

 

4. Scrubs are cute.


Not when they’re covered in blood and pus and faeces.

 

5. Veterinarians have seen it all. Nothing grosses them out. Or, if it does, they persevere through it.


Your date will have absolutely no concept of ‘appropriate dinner conversation’.

 

6. Date a veterinarian and you’ll be dating someone who saves lives, eases pain, and helps lives end with dignity.


Dignity is overrated. Your date will also be someone who spends a large portion of her day with her hands in unimaginable places, crawling around on her hands and knees and picking fleas from her scrub top.

 

7. Veterinarians have thick skins — literally. They endure scratches and bites in the quest to make the lives of our furry friends better.

Great if you’re into that ‘emo’ look, not so great if you don’t want to be eyed with suspicion every time your date gets her forearms out in public.

 

8. Veterinarians have rigorous hygiene standards. (No, your date won’t smell like a barn when she arrives for dinner.)


If your date treated a sheep any time in the last week, she will smell of sheep (Has this person ever actually met a vet?! )

 

9. Veterinarians are smart, quick problem solvers, making life-and-death decisions on the spot and quickly assessing serious problems.


Your date is exhausted and wants nothing more than a large glass of wine and to spend the evening watching Made In Chelsea and browsing Buzzfeed

 

10. Veterinarians are big-hearted, often shedding tears with pet owners when animals’ lives end, and rejoicing with them when little miracles happen.


Translation: Vets have the highest suicide rate of any profession (also great if your into the emo thing)

 

11. Veterinarians have the strength to do the right thing even when it’s difficult.


Lucky veterinarians have wonderful vet nurses who they get to do the right thing when it’s difficult.

 

12. A sense of humor. Vets are able to laugh at the messes and stresses that comes with working with animals all day.


Translation: Your date will be one of the most cynical, sarcastic people you will ever meet and will tell jokes that will make you vomit in your own mouth (unless anal glands and exploding abscesses get you going)

 

 

13. Veterinarians make kids smile, helping their pets recover from injuries and illnesses, and showing them how best to care for their canine pals.

Veterinarians also kill children’s pets and make them cry. If your date liked children, she’d have become a paediatrician.

 

14. Veterinarians have impressive job descriptions. They’re anesthesiologists, radiography technicians, surgeons, teachers, babysitters, physical therapists, playmates, protectors, cleaners, pharmacists, and best friends to needy animals.

Your date will have no time for housework, cooking or a social life and will spend most evenings researching difficult cases.

 

15. Veterinarians know how to reassure others in stressful, difficult times. They know how to prepare people for bad news, and can console them when that bad news comes.

Veterinarians spend all day dealing with stressful situations and delivering bad news. If you want sympathy and understanding, date a therapist

 

 

Remember... Australien, Natur, Steve Irwin, Tiere, Tierschutz

Autor:  Sydney

... this guy and his messages!

 

In Mitteleuropa kann man wohl kaum einschätzen, was dieser Mann wirklich für die Natur getan hat. Hier war er mehr oder weniger nur ein Spinner, den man wöchentlich in seiner Fernsehsendung beobachten konnte, wie er fürchterlich gefährlichen Tieren fürchterlich auf den Geist ging.

 

“It causes me great pain and anxiety to inflict fear on this poor old croc, but without me, he and his wilderness would suffer.”

 

Dieses Zitat beschreibt seine Arbeit aber wohl am besten.

Dass er vielen Tieren auf den Geist ging, hat wohl eine Verbesserung für unzählige andere bewirkt.

 

If you can’t excite people about wildlife, how can you convince them to love, cherish, and protect our wildlife and the environment they live in?”

 

Leider hätte genau Mitteleuropa einen Menschen wie Steve Irwin dringend nötig.

Die Sesselpupser, die ihr Gewissen beruhigen, in dem sie einmal im Jahr für die Rettung des Tigers irgendwo am anderen Ende der Welt spenden - aber aufschreien wenn der erste Wolf oder Bär es wagt die Nase über die Grenze zu stecken, gehören dringend aufgerüttelt.

 

 

How to Train Your Dragon II - Bester Film des Jahres Drachenzähmen leicht gemacht, Drachenzähmen leicht gemacht 2, How To Train Your Dragon, How to Train Your Dragon 2, Tiere

Autor:  Sydney

 

Quelle: Funny How to Train Your Dragon II 01 

 

Quelle: http://hdwallpapers-download.com/cool-how-to-train-your-dragon-ii-01.html

 

Endlich mal wieder ein Film für die ganze Familie!

Nach langer Zeit, in der es auf dem Sektor sehr mau aussah eine echte Bereicherung!

Eine kindertaugliche Handlung, in liebevoller Kleinstarbeit ausgearbeitete Interaktionen zwischen den Drachen, die jedem Erwachsenen das Herz zum Schmelzen bringen, ein klein wenig Romanze.

Und vor allem gleich zwei Aussage hinter dem Film!

1. Zwang ist keine gute Lösung!

2. Es kommt nicht auf die Größe an. Das kleinste Pony auf der Weide Der Sturste (Drache) ist der Chef!

 

(Hatte eigentlich nur ich das Gefühl, dass damit auch Kritik an einem bestimmten Mexikaner, dessen Dominanzgeschwafel und Gewaltexzesse seinen Mitgeschöpfen gegenüber mehr auf eine Charakterschwäche als auf alles andere hindeutet, geübt wird?)

 

Neues Semester - Neues Glück Studium, Tiere, Uni, Veterinärmedizin

Autor:  Sydney
Das neue Semester hat begonnen - und dieses Jahr - man höre und staune - gibt's sogar ein paar lebende Tiere zu sehen.

Ist ja immerhin erst das 3. Jahr...